Incestuous Love

Passion and fall

Conquers all

For cupid plays

In the most amusing ways.

Once upon a time in a land

That hath more gold than sand,

A beautiful pair of twins was born

Fairer than any other from Casterly Rock till Dorne.

And although beauty seldom comes without a curse,

What may possibly befall those with a full purse?

But when fate is defied, up rise the sins

And so they did with these beautiful twins.

And yet what sin may be darker than the one for a cunt?

For it can wage wars and set men on each others’ hunt.

So it befell the Lions of gold

When Cersei’s breasts Jaime behold.

A playful touch warm and nice

Made Jaime desire and indulge in vice.

And what began as a touch in jest

Led Cersei too, to plunge in incest.

Thence she always lied,

Naked and hungry by Jaime’s side.

And in return of her lust

Jaime had to her, his heart thrust.

Years passed by and she married a king,

And also took another lover – a casual fling.

And he, he was taken hostage in another land

From where he returned in rags and a mutilated hand.

But in all this time he never touched another skin

For his sin was black but conscience, clean.

And soon she too, confessed of her incestuous crime

But saved his skin, thus standing the test of time.

Despite being a sin, their love was pure

Of the rarest form, one that would endure.

And so what began in the womb

Would end, but only in the tomb.

If you liked this, read a poem on Cersei’s Cunt here. And about the Hound here.

Cersei’s Cunt

Jaime Lannister is my favourite character from Game of Thrones. In episode 3 of season 1, he says to Cersei,”I’ll go to war with him if I have to… they can write a ballad about us, ‘The War for Cersei’s Cunt’!” And so, just for the love of Jaime, I tried my hand at it. Of course I couldn’t write a ballad because I don’t know what would happen to Cersei and therefore, to her cunt in the sixth season, but I did write a mildly funny poem about everything that the cunt has done so far.

Here it is:

Wet for a brother,

Wet for a king;

Cersei’s cunt

Was quite a thing.

Although claimed by Robert

And lusted by many,

The high-born cunt

Was only filled by Jaime.

It made Jaime crazy

And thus, Bran a cripple;

Oh how coldly it oozed

When Lancel was at her nipple.

And further the cunt

Waged a war fierce,

In which the Lion and the Wolf

Clawed at each other for years.

And yet the worse it did

Was when it squirted out,

The golden-haired Joffrey Baratheon

Whose parentage was a doubt.

And so the cunt

Which was Cersei’s weapon best,

Wrecked havoc in all the Seven Kingdoms

And kept the Crown at its behest.

And although the cunt’s sins

Made Cersei pay

She’ll have her revenge,

For that’s always been the cunt’s way.

And just like Jaime had dreamt,

Someday in the ballads they will sing

“Wet for a brother,

Cersei’s cunt was quite a thing!”