You Didn’t Fall in Love Last Monsoon
This happened back when I was in the 11th grade. It was the first day of my maths class. The rain was pouring heavily and I had been to the class a tad early. There was no one at the class except the teacher and another student, a girl. The teacher was busy and the girl, beautiful. So very nonchalantly, I went over to her desk and introduced myself. Playing with her fairly wet hair, she looked up at me with a spark in her eyes and at that moment, I knew I was in love.
The reason I’m writing this isn’t because it’s our relationship’s 5th anniversary or anything as stupid as that. Oh, just for the record, since I know you represent a common human being immensely interested in other people’s lives and you want to know what happened after I saw that spark in her eyes, let me tell you that I dated her and we broke up after what can roughly be called a year. No fairy-tale love story at all. I have been ‘in love’ thrice after that – was cheated on once, left for ex-boyfriend once and left-without-a-clue once. That sums up my adventures on the quest of love and longing. Bottom line, never ask me again. Yeah so back to where I was, the reason I’m writing this, or it would sound more appropriate to say ‘I wrote the first paragraph’ since I’m done writing it and it’s not present tense, but what the hell, you aren’t a grammar nazi so lets not ponder over the tenses. The reason I wrote the first paragraph is because the monsoon has just passed by and regardless of whether you wanted it or not, you have fallen madly, hopelessly in love with someone. And there are chances that you are looking forward to carry on with this relationship for the rest of your life. In some rare cases, as rare as a woman driving a car with skills and perfection, it is possible that you’d get married, have kids, and one day they would kill me for writing this article and apparently trying to keep you from creating them. But in all the other cases, I’d strongly recommend you to not dream of anything like that because here’s the deal: monsoon is an opportunist bastard and you’re an asshole. No one falls in love just because it’s raining. This isn’t a movie and you aren’t a teenager to believe in all the romantic ideas. Retrospect on your high-school years, come forward to this date in a chronological order and see for yourself how many times has the monsoon fooled you into believing that you finally found love. My suggestions aren’t sweet but what do you want sweet or safe? Grow up, or rather break up and face the reality. You didn’t fall in love last monsoon.
And yes, if you happen to be the one with the rare case, raise your kids nicely, never mention them anything about this article and everyone gets to stay happy. Okay?