Jaime Lannister is my favourite character from Game of Thrones. In episode 3 of season 1, he says to Cersei,”I’ll go to war with him if I have to… they can write a ballad about us, ‘The War for Cersei’s Cunt’!” And so, just for the love of Jaime, I tried my hand at it. Of course I couldn’t write a ballad because I don’t know what would happen to Cersei and therefore, to her cunt in the sixth season, but I did write a mildly funny poem about everything that the cunt has done so far.
Here it is:
Wet for a brother,
Wet for a king;
Cersei’s cunt
Was quite a thing.
Although claimed by Robert
And lusted by many,
The high-born cunt
Was only filled by Jaime.
It made Jaime crazy
And thus, Bran a cripple;
Oh how coldly it oozed
When Lancel was at her nipple.
And further the cunt
Waged a war fierce,
In which the Lion and the Wolf
Clawed at each other for years.
And yet the worse it did
Was when it squirted out,
The golden-haired Joffrey Baratheon
Whose parentage was a doubt.
And so the cunt
Which was Cersei’s weapon best,
Wrecked havoc in all the Seven Kingdoms
And kept the Crown at its behest.
And although the cunt’s sins
Made Cersei pay
She’ll have her revenge,
For that’s always been the cunt’s way.
And just like Jaime had dreamt,
Someday in the ballads they will sing
“Wet for a brother,
Cersei’s cunt was quite a thing!”
a very creative piece, interesting
Thank you very much:)
METRIC!!!!!
Very amusing….Tell me which do you favor? Your finger or your tongue? 😀